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red balls

Having so much sex as to the point where it’s painful. It’s reported 99.999% of urban dictionary users have never and will never experience red balls.
Holy shit! Jeremy got red balls last night!
J - Yeah and it hurts like hell.
by filmcomic July 30, 2021
mugGet the red ballsmug.

Skeet-ball

Labeling Dixie cups or solo cups with point values and placing them in a line and trying to ejaculate into them from a distance.
Hey bro I was shooting a round of Skeet-ball alone last night and hit the jackpot.
by soggy_pete September 9, 2020
mugGet the Skeet-ballmug.

Ball horny

A person who simply MUST touch the ball no matter the circumstances, cost or consequences. This mainly referse to ball sport.
We lost that game because instead of letting Richard score, Bob decided he had to kick the ball into our own goal because he was ball horny.

Bob is too ball horny and ruins the game for his own team.
mugGet the Ball hornymug.

metamorphic balls

literally just flaming metamorphic balls. what else do you want me to say. only people with extreme swagger have metamorphic balls, so jared in your math class with the creeper hoodie, most certainly does. it’s 2021, minecraft drip is the new supreme.
kevin: hey, what’s up with your pants? they’re sagging-
me: sorry man, i just have massive metamorphic balls, you wouldn’t know the struggle.
kevin: yeah your right sorry.
by shishki September 25, 2021
mugGet the metamorphic ballsmug.

Balls literally in the gate

A saying associated with the mental illness caused from playing the hit RPG Baldurs Gate 3. The subject experiences daily uncontrollable urges to play Baldurs Gate 3 for long hours or else they will experience body pains akin to that of testicular torsion.
I dont want to talk about it, my balls literally in the gate. (After spending 11 hour session rushing Act 1)
by WeBallersGate January 15, 2024
mugGet the Balls literally in the gatemug.

oily balls

a new year's dish from the Netherlands. they're balls of dough. typically containing raisins that are fried in oil. and served with powdered sugar. they're eaten at new year's eve. and prepared the day before.

families often make a whole lot and eat them for the next weeks. typically during tea time.
i ate some oily balls in Amsterdam, they where delicious.
by JJadx January 6, 2021
mugGet the oily ballsmug.

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