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business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).
Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)
by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017
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Are you busy, Jos? Jos, are you busy?

Are you able to help out or take on another task?
Your manager will IM you these series of questions to see is you’re busy by saying “Are you busy, Jos? Jos, are you busy?” By asking twice, she will be more likely to receive an answer.
by OBW69 August 10, 2024
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Kaing Family Business

The "Kaing Family Business" formerly known as the "KFB" is a parliamentary private military government organization that monitors ways of life all around the world and is probably seeing your jerk-off to gay men as you read this. Members of the KFB are unknown but there are expected to be more than 1,250,000+ militants. Their main headquarters is rumored to be around the east coast of the USA, but is still unknown. Twenty time more powerful than the Illuminati, the KFB performs daily public executions simply for entertainment and is believed to be the ones behind multiple major terrorist attack including 9/11 and the Boston bombing. A hit video game called "VALORANT" is expected to be their favorite past-times. Along with the information I am giving you, your location and IP has been logged and there will be multiple KFB members going to kidnap you within the next 85 hours. You will be thrown into our concentration camps and will be forced to play "League Of Legends" which is a famous torture method used against our adversaries. Goodbye. 194.664.79.20
Holy shit! Enrique just got captured by the opps! No Deanthony, thats not the opps, that is the Kaing Family Business. Run for your life!
by Troy Maggins February 15, 2022
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whiskie business

The process of vigorously mixing together dry and/or wet ingredients with a whisk when cooking/baking the Joshua Weissman way. Normally used as it’s own sentence.
In a bowl add white flour, three eggs, and sugar. Whiskie business!
by Bipolarmiddlechild February 4, 2021
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lord business

Someone who is a totally control freak and needs to micromanage every task. That person who needs to be the boss in every situation. "
DON'T LORD BUSINESS THE PUZZLE!"
by cgrip September 28, 2015
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bangin' like a busy

adj. meaning "very sexy"
by lotec April 17, 2008
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Business month

A "business month" refers to a time period used in business operations, planning, or accounting that counts only **business days**—typically Monday through Friday—while excluding weekends (Saturday and Sunday) and public holidays. The duration of a business month varies depending on the specific month and the holidays observed in a given region or country. For example, a business month might consist of 20 to 23 business days in a typical 30- or 31-day month, after excluding weekends and holidays like New Year’s Day, Thanksgiving, or regional observances. This concept is often used for scheduling, project timelines, financial calculations, or performance metrics, ensuring that only working days are considered when measuring time or productivity.
Even though it birthdays are around 100 days apart it's more like 2 business months.
by Mimunoz102 August 29, 2025
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