org porn

Short for "organizational pornography": any photo(s) of immaculately, impossibly organized shelves of kitchenware, office supplies, etc. which professional organizers - & hopelessly disorganized perfectionists - salivate over.

Ooohhh ... check out this org porn of a catalog I just got. Everything's color-matched and NOTHING's out of place ... all the glasses match ... could ... look ... forever ...

by M-382 January 23, 2011

Porn Penis

A penis shown in porn films. A penis that has shaved pubes around it. Many pornstars encountered with porn penises.

Dude: I got the pornstar trim. I have a porn penis now. My penis looks like those porn penises.
Dude #2: You’re weird.

by AntiCircumcisionMan April 2, 2020

porn trouble

The trouble that you are in when your wife finds your porn.

"Shit man, I've got porn trouble, she found my stash"

by eastern August 6, 2008

Snivy porn

A particular kind of sexual art that focuses on the character Snivy from the Pokèmon franchise; Pokèmon Black and White, to be more specific. As to be expected, it depicts Snivy in less than child-friendly ways, with Snivy often being female, despite them usually being male.

"Dude... I just checked your search history. ...Snivy porn? Seriously?"
"I-it was my brother! I swear!"

by Wife of the Jokke September 22, 2016

porn store

Embarrassing place to go, But is very rewarding

Person 1: Can you go to the porn store for me?
Person 2: Who the fuck are you?

by PenisDickPenis October 8, 2014

Mr. Porn

40 year old virgin principal of Century Jr. Highschool. He is completamente calvo. If you install any game on your school macbook, this kid literally thinks ur a fucking hacker even though he has a PHD or some gay shit like that.

Guy 1: Dude I downloaded Minecraft on my macbook and Mr. Porn called me a hacker!
Guy 2: Hea such a 40 year old virgin. What a fucking bald ass piece of shit

by the_elephant_whisperer69 October 21, 2019

Teen Porn

Porn with young looking girls who are legaly over 18 but look 16.They cant legaly use teenagers so when you see teen porn advertised on a well known site it isnt an actual teen.

New Teen porn teen gives first blow job watch here! free teen xxx.

by Goggles Lyn June 18, 2011