bear thumb

it’s when a really hairy gay dude thumbs your asshole without clipping his finger nails.

John: Dude I think my ass is bleeding
Mitch: Why?
John: I got bear thumbed last night

by -/:;()$&@“ November 14, 2017

1000 Bears

Taking a giant explosive alcohol fueled shit.

After a drunken midnight taco bell run I totally dropped a 1000 Bears.

by 12 Tigers May 17, 2020

bear crawl

When you look like an idiot on the floor of a mall

I dare you to look like a idiot, bear crawl

by Thetheaknc n adchb April 8, 2017

Diabetic bear

A man, single masterpiece of his own type, nobody can ever be like him, a beautiful soul, a fighter, strong, gentle, loving, caring and a lovely man, he is the author's whole world. Legend says they have a bright and beautiful future together.

Diabetic bear, you always melt me completely by your love.

by Bear's Doll May 1, 2021

Shit-bear

A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook

Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can

And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old

+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door

Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"

Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair

Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't

Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago

by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016

Scomma bear

One who don't care to fight; big as a bear; son of a bitch; rather fight then eat

That scomma bear is crazy

by carriekid1 September 3, 2010

Roux Bear

The coolest dude to ever walk the face of the earth. You are lucky to have lived if you have ever met a Roux Bear. He is always there to give kisses and shoulder to cry on. Loves to swim in the bayou with his girl Zita. Not a good listener.....acts like a T-rex. Even though he likes to lick his dick and fart in your general direction, everyone loves his love!!!

I think I smell a Roux Bear!

by chlln22 March 9, 2010