Bus Job

A bus job is a blowjob that is received on a bus ride back from a basketball game, normally a few seats behind the coaches. Most of the time the person receiving a bus job gets it from his best friends girlfriend. This person normally proceeds to get into a fight with his friend.

Didn’t Jaden Perry get a Bus Job his freshman year?

by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021

hawk job

a once beautiful nose, made to resemble a bird beak by plastic surgery.

man,Angie had such a great looking nose! why'd she have to ruin it with a hawk job?

by worderamma February 17, 2010

Smith Job

When a bitch wants to give an Italian a hand job but instead she squeezes his dick.

Fuck bro, she gave me a smith job.

by Bobby1236 May 24, 2012

Snoop Job

The act of smoking marijuana or tobacco out of a pipe or other paraphernalia that is inserted into your partner's ass or desired orifice for sexual pleasure or entertainment.

"Dude he just picked up an eighth for her, I guarantee you she gives him a snoop job with it."

by Manyhollywood December 19, 2014

Dry Job

When the wrinkly old man in the gym locker room is drying his balls with the hand dryer.

Professor John is back at it again getting a dry job in the locker room.

by Saggier Man July 13, 2021

Bro-Job

Origin: Nolan Shaffer

Definition: A non homosexual act of oral sex between two straight bros.

“Hey Lincoln, my girlfriend is still in Iraq, could you be a real bro and give me a bro-job?”

by Hornywalter69 August 20, 2019

Fleece Job

A one-sided or lopsided trade orchestrated by a general manager of a sports franchise.

Kwame Brown for Pau Gasol is arguably the biggest fleece job in history.

by kendoobious February 10, 2022