to masturbate
by monkeymaster5 October 20, 2011
Get the jackin yo johnsonmug. "Wow Sheequa ur pretty hot."
Shaneequa: "Well Letrell, maybe you should go home and Jack Your Johnson."
Shaneequa: "Well Letrell, maybe you should go home and Jack Your Johnson."
by Billy Webbs May 8, 2008
Get the Jack Your Johnsonmug. When a guy grabs a girl (or guy), spins him/her upside down and then shoves his penis inside his/her mouth so quickly, aggressively, and deeply, that she has difficulty breathing and eventually develops an upper respitory problem. This is very unsafe, and has sometimes resulted in death. To upper respitory johnson someone is to be spun upside down and develop an upper respitory condition, as described above. Only for the most hardcore of us.
by theURjohnson2 April 16, 2009
Get the Upper Respitory Johnsonmug. by Drockdangle October 12, 2009
Get the Douche Bag Johnsonmug. 1) The act of having to go poop on a plane.
2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)
2) The act of going to taco bell, ordering 6 tacos, and then eating them in the parking lot before going home......add a Brian Ibbott for more fun (order 1 bean burrito)
by ryansox October 28, 2012
Get the Pulling a Scott Johnsonmug. by AnakinSurvivedGangRape January 27, 2021
Get the Boris Johnsonmug. A phrase used by members of the race forum TBK.fameflame.dk to describe any NASCAR accident directly involving or in the general vicinity of Jimmie Johnson. Used often by members of TBK Radio. Other variates are "Jimmy Johnson Did It" and "Jimmy JAWNSON Did It"
by Jesse Wagner April 3, 2008
Get the Jimmie Johnson Did It!mug.