When I’m doggy position with a female, the man slaps his hands against her buttcheeks harder and harder while making construction noises.
by Firecracker Glen May 30, 2021
When a person, guy or girl, goes to the bathroom to take a shit right after a guy has just pissed, leaving the toilet seat up, and the second person forgets to put the seat down and their ass hits the water.
Kasey - Dammit, Blake! You forgot to put the toilet seat back down! Now my ass is all wet!
Blake - Oh, I also forgot to flush....
Blake was then murdered for Half-Bathtize ing Kasey.
Blake - Oh, I also forgot to flush....
Blake was then murdered for Half-Bathtize ing Kasey.
by squintyekalb July 13, 2013
"Yeah I had sex with my brother last night. But I mean he's my half brother so that equals half incest"
by Incest retard March 07, 2019
A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.
by khada October 23, 2020
A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.
Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.
Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.
by barely standing February 07, 2006
(noun): somebody who tries too hard to fit in with the "in crowd" but is obviously not successful; somebody who is half "square" and half not square, or round
by bloodymary21 January 08, 2017
by Dr.Othlmun March 31, 2022