Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.
Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!
Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!
Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!
Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!
Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.
Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!
Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!
Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!
Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.
by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012
Get the get dicked formug. Throwing a football out of the playing field to avoid being sacked, only to hit an unsuspecting person on the sideline and knock their hat off.
On 11/12/2017, the man on the sideline of the Patriots-Broncos game created the definition of Getting Brocked
by ymom November 12, 2017
Get the Getting Brockedmug. by vejtics May 25, 2019
Get the get kektmug. Just as a dish is removed from a menu card if it is not ordered, people can be excluded from society. To point out such happening one can use "get ordered" to let a person know before it's too late.
by Innisvysom June 2, 2023
Get the get orderedmug. being tormented in your own home by a cabbage or similarly smelly object left in a hidden place by a visitor ALSO having your residence overpowered by the stench of your neighbors' cooking of malodorous foods
Friend: "Should we go back to your place to play cards?"
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."
by uncleburton January 24, 2012
Get the getting cabbagedmug. by Jade Alastor May 25, 2016
Get the get globbedmug. Slang referring to hooking-up or sexual activity. Stems from the practice of sending soldiers off to war with sexual favors but is also used to describe hook-ups between two non-military persons.
Hey where did you and rob disappear to last night?" "We were in one of the bedrooms getting patriotic.
by bangthatshit November 18, 2010
Get the Getting patrioticmug.