dream cop

Dream Cop: A cop that exists in your sick fantasized world. His job is to cock block you so you won't jizz all over the bed or give into corruption of the porn you watched last night.

Dream Cop
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!

by sdnative5901 May 22, 2016

dream rocket

When you open a sleeping persons mouth and shoot your snot rocket into their mouth

I was sleeping and dreaming of space when I got nailed with a dream rocket

by Gotar February 16, 2017

Dream stan

A person you has lost all meaning in life and has resorted to stanning their favourite minecraft youtuber.
They lack fathers and harass anyone who is rude to their sweet sweet Dream.

Normal human: Dream cheated.
Dream stans: YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT YOU FILTHY PIECE OF-

by Foxskie March 22, 2022

dream up

When you need plans or want something to do

“I’m bored as shit who wants to dream up”

by Britney Bæ September 20, 2018

talkin' dreams

A person constantly talking about what he or she is going to do or want to do, which usually cost money, but have no plans or means to achieve such things.

Tyrone is always "talkin' dreams" with his broke ass.

by Mr. Flatulence May 30, 2014

Faded Dream

like that broken ass basketball goal your dad set up thinking you'd be the next superstar.

or that last date that ended up being the boss's daughter or the neighborhood (you know what).

anything that looked important enough to investigate that ended up being...

Faded

"I met this girl who was on fire. Turned out the block already "knew" and she was a faded dream.

by sgsupastar January 14, 2010

dream roofie

Verb; When you remember hardly anything about your dream excluding one or two extremely vague details. Also, when you wake up, realize how awesome your dream was last night while mentally reminding yourself to tell someone, then completely forgetting what your dream was about ten minutes later.

Something about Chuck Norris... I don't know, I think I might have been slipped a dream roofie.

by pseudonympseudonympseudonymp December 3, 2010