twat the flapcake

to caressingly grappel the male cock in and out of the female keyhole. To fuck.

Yo dude you have to twat the flapcake on your ho, that jawn looks ready for action.

by eljefe June 11, 2008

twat scarf

a descrpition of type of winter scarf worn by someone indoors or worn with a T Shirt.

Look at that idiot in his twat scarf.

by rbtr December 17, 2009

Johnny on the Twat

When a woman uses the urinal in a portable toilet rather than sitting on the fecal-filled black hole of death.

This brave act takes great dexterity - is not recommended for women over 300 pounds and should be attempted for urinating only as feces may cause clogging of said urinal

Anybody know where the bathroom is?

Yeah, see that blue thing over there...it's a Johnny on the Twat

by Exsalad January 4, 2010

twat lamps

Twat lamps are bright lights on a car (usually located under the headlights) that are turned on to signal to other road users that the occupant has difficulty applying a strict interpretation of traffic laws. Very occasionally also used for extra visibility during fog.

Also known as twat lanterns.

There were so many boy racers heading towards us that I was blinded by all the twat lamps

by fatmarrow November 21, 2010

fukin twat

a person who is dumb they can't recognize an apple.

did you see him? he's a fukin twat

by perrsonloll February 1, 2021

Twat Pyramid

The act of shooting a dead body in Halo between the legs and blood shoots out.

Bob: WHOA DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR?

Jack: That sucker tea-bagged me when he killed me and I saw it so I just killed him and he's getting his Twat Pyramid

by JOMAMMA123 February 19, 2009

twat sock

girls who are good for nothing but their fuck hole and drama.

seth invited a twat sock to move into the apartment instead of me....

by carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl August 2, 2011