Straight Greasing

The proficient art of chatting up girls

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

Straight jargon

Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.

Examples of straight jargon:

1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"

2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies

Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."

by CST507 November 11, 2021

Straight Chillers

An epic or cool person, place, moment or thing.

bro, your new album cover is straight chillers

by Roadman Alex October 7, 2023

Straight Fight

When two people fist fight, no name calling. Just hits.

She will straight fight that girl for her man, and knock her out.

by Spontaneous February 20, 2011

Straight Skittles

M&Ms what did you think the definition was?

Hey bro you want straight skittles???

by One_White_Boi March 28, 2019

Super Straight

A term for cisgender men who are so straight they only have sex with other super straights.

Chad: Hey Kyler, I'm Super Straight.
Kyler: Me too, wanna have sex?

by Skonk190 September 7, 2021

Town-straight

To go ‘town-straight’ means to have sex with someone you’ve only just met, but without a condom. The term is applicable mostly when the people involved are completely sober minded when making the decision to do so. Making the decision to go town-straight is made purely on the basis of how your object of sexual desire looks - the hotter, the more likely one is to go town-straight.

The term comes from the idea of not messing around the edges of town when you’re new to a place - you go straight to the middle of town, where the real action is taking place, and take all the risks that come with doing that

Dude, the chick had such amazing booty, I knew I was going town-straight on that the moment I saw her...

by McKody February 18, 2019