A law stating that if there is at least one sock for every two men having sexual intercourse at an orgy, it is not gay.
by RagingTotodile August 29, 2021
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states that sillyniess is next to happiness
sometimes the best time is had when we can just act like little children
also states that 89% of the time ETHAN NELSON is right 100%of the time in 47 states and 2 foreign countries
states that sillyniess is next to happiness
sometimes the best time is had when we can just act like little children
also states that 89% of the time ETHAN NELSON is right 100%of the time in 47 states and 2 foreign countries
by stud-muffin November 27, 2012
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Get the child-in-law mug.If you decide you don’t want something you have, but then change your mind you lose your place and have to get back in dibs line.
Brandon stepped out but changed his mind. Dibs law states Becca now has dibs and Brandon gets back in line.
by Sincerely_Annie March 31, 2022
Get the Dibs Law mug.When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).
Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.
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Get the Law Dawg mug.a new post-9/11 rule that says you can't leave or enter the U.S.A. without a passport. Just to go to Canada you have to spend $100 on a passport and wait for weeks to get it.
I live 4.5 hours away from the Canadian border and just to go up there and spend an afternoon I have to carry a passport now, thanks to this new passport law. That really sucks big time!
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