An annoying person, especially one that is oblivious to the unique problems that they create within the world around them.
This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.
Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.
They also always remain a bastard.
This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.
Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.
They also always remain a bastard.
"Wait... we had $10 left on the card. I just checked the bank account online. Who went to the $8 Chinese buffet, instead of carefully planning $10 worth of groceries to last us until payday!?!?"
"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."
"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."
by MelissaNicole37902 March 29, 2017
Get the Ass holin' bastardmug. Eamon: hai soft lad hand me that there board like a hood man.
Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt
Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt
by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020
Get the Fuck Shite Bastardmug. The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022
Get the New Jersian Bastardmug. by Bxhja snd May 29, 2021
Get the Absolute handsome bastardmug. Side project of the band Rancid. Includes Lars from Rancid and other band members that no one cares about. In my opinion they are way better than Rancid and have a more agressive punk style."Subterranean", "Skunx", "To Have and To Have Not" and "Anti-Social" are their better songs.
Brent: "Rancid kicks ass dude!"
Kaz Moses: "if you like rancid you have to listen to Lars Frederickson and the Bastards... theyre way better"
Kaz Moses: "if you like rancid you have to listen to Lars Frederickson and the Bastards... theyre way better"
by Kaz Moses June 3, 2004
Get the Lars Frederickson and the Bastardsmug. After consuming half of your Mickeys 40 oz malt liquor, proceed to fill what remains with mountain dew. It is most commonly consumed by stoned college students.
Bill: Hey Fred do you wanna get fucked off of some green bastards maybe roll a six paper joint tonight? i know i sure do!
Fred: Are you kidding me? only stoned, barefoot, patchoulie smelling, trey anastasio groupies drink that shit?
Fred: Are you kidding me? only stoned, barefoot, patchoulie smelling, trey anastasio groupies drink that shit?
by smoke tough mcgee toker puff November 22, 2011
Get the Green Bastardmug. Person 1: you look pretty
Person 2: aw you look pretty too. PRETTY ANNOYING
person 1: you cheeky little bastard
Mom: do this dishes
Me: no
Mom: stop being a cheeky little bastard and do the fucking dishes before I cut you
Caesar Flickerman: don't make me promise you I won't cry
Katniss: you know I wouldn't believe you even if you did
Caesar: the girl on fire is cheeky!! a cheeky little bastard
Person 2: aw you look pretty too. PRETTY ANNOYING
person 1: you cheeky little bastard
Mom: do this dishes
Me: no
Mom: stop being a cheeky little bastard and do the fucking dishes before I cut you
Caesar Flickerman: don't make me promise you I won't cry
Katniss: you know I wouldn't believe you even if you did
Caesar: the girl on fire is cheeky!! a cheeky little bastard
by Cheekylittlebastard November 30, 2013
Get the cheeky little bastardmug.