splendora texas

A perfectly normal town excerpt for all the retarded gay people, but other than that it has below average drug use in the schools and plenty of school programs to enjoy

Splendora Texas is fine lmao

by WolfDC December 29, 2021

texas chillydog

when a man fucks a women in the ass, she proceeds to shit on the man's cock and he then in turn flips her over and fucks her pussy

i gave my girl a Texas Chillydog yesterday. She didn't like that suprise

by thelongone August 4, 2012

Newton, Texas

Tall pine trees, dreary, boring, town. Full of back wood hill~billies. Large county with nothing in it.

Newton, Texas similar to a Jed Clampet syndrome. If you want to go back in time. Then Newton,Texas is the place for you.

by Judge Roy Bean October 3, 2008

Texas sharpshooting

Shooting the side of a barn and then drawing a bull's-eye around the bullet hole.

Describing what has happened before is Texas sharpshooting.

by rockyw June 22, 2012

Texas Turd

Excrement of an enormous magnitude.

Dead gum I shat me a texas turd.

by William H. Wallace November 8, 2007

texas slingshot

when you take the condom after fuckage, Then you flip the condom insideout(with cum showing) and then do the same you would with a regular slingshot but land the glob of cum on her face

hey i just bought my girlfriend the newest texas slingshot with the most power and cream it it...

by Nate newpower January 7, 2009

Texas Position

Its alot like the reverse cowgirl position, BUT you have to make very strong Texan noises while riding a horse.

Wow I would love to do the Texas position with her but I don't have a horse.

by teggstet1 May 8, 2014