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new kwanzanukuhmas

a combination of new years, kwanza, hanukuh, and christmas used in order to keep religous differences aside
Happy New Kwanzanukuhmas!!!
by Randoncl November 22, 2006
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New Canaan

Town containing such memos like this

1. People who go on this site and think there big shots are queers

2. People who try to impersonate other people from New Canaan should learn to spell there names correctly (im pretty sure brendan mceneaney knows how to spell his own name)

3. People who go on here and make fun of a town that they live in for being too "white and preppy" are the biggest queers....you live in NC and as much degenerate as you think you are you couldnt survive in the "real world" as much as the next person so stop trying to act all poor and be grateful for what you have


Truth is New Canaan is as diverse as a KKK conference....the people who go on this site are 75 percent losers who cant confront people so they have to complain about there lives and they have to call out people on urbandictionary.com.....absoulutley pitiful
"Yo you couldn't survive in the real world man like me your rich preppy crap"

"Oh shutup you live in New Canaan 2 your in the same boat im in, if you think your so "real" lets stick your ass in harlem for a day or 2 and see how "real" you wanna be after that"
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new zigger

A New Zealander who believes his ethnicity to be African when it is not.
I would not be CJ's friend if he were a new zigger.
by iknowswhatimtalkinbout May 4, 2006
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New Jersey

the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you
person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!

you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!
by jjsabs November 4, 2017
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New Lenox

Corn. Corn as far as the eye can fucking see. That and wiggers.
Hey, guy. You ever been to New Lenox? No? Don't. Literally fucking corn hell.
by NewLenoxResident May 16, 2019
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new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.
"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

dumpster divas
by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016
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new suburbanist

A dilussional version of a 'new urbanist'. A person that buys a new condo in a newly rehabilitated building in any downtown - then bitches about the noise, smells and crime. Drives three blocks to work, preaches the evils of fossil fuels and never takes the bike off the top of the car.

These people will also vote to spend sacks of tax dollars on miles of bike paths - that go NOWHERE. NO fucking WHERE!
"I wonder how much extra fuel I am using with that bike on top of my car - I mean per year? Hang on - I see a crowd - I think I'll go over and walk with them."

"Boy, you are one silly son of a bitch, a real 'new suburbanist'. Why don't you sell your spot downtown and move yourself out of harms way?"
by unkleheavy June 21, 2014
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