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Slippery Pig

When you lube her up and alternate between the pussy ass one for one. Typically a larger woman by not required.
Becky - He gave me the slippery pig and I can't do hard
Jill - dwaaam
by Dirty Abomination July 19, 2019
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holiday pig

A relative that never varies their holiday routine and expects you to show up at every Thanksgiving and Christmas at their house and stay half the day making small talk and eating shitty food.
A relative that chides you and goats you and makes you feel guilty, as though their world would end if you did not spend every Thanksgiving and Christmas with them doing the same damn thing.
My dad's asking me about what I'm doing for Thanksgiving ; and it's August. What a holiday pig.
by Toerivertroll April 16, 2016
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Pig Bunker

The place where your missle pig waits to dump it's payload.
That is one big pig bunker.
by Laracco November 7, 2010
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Pig Bastard

by puumbaz May 27, 2019
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Pig Penning

When you don't shower in between sex sessions. Named after Pig-Pen, the dusty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons.
Mike: Why does the house stink?
Andrew: Ah, Jakes just been pig penning all week
by JustFred May 29, 2018
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Cleanup Pig

A pig that lives in a bathtub and cleans up all messes. His theme song is as follows. “Cleanup Pig, Cleanup Pig, does whatever a Cleanup Pig does. Can he swing from a mop, no he can’t because he’s a pig! Lookout, here comes the Cleanup Pig! (to the tune of the Spider-Man theme)
The Cleanup Pig swung from his mop- only to realize that he actually couldn’t.
by Thatguywhostalks you January 7, 2018
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Peppa Pig!

A pig with fat fucking Dad that soon's dies of cancer, Peppa is a inquisitive little piece of shit. Peppa is the type of sister that tells her younger brother he is adopted. And always causes bad luck.
Dog: Why is she such a brat
Cat: dont you know, it's that disgusting pig that jumps in muddy puddles named Peppa Pig!
by cooldude515 August 21, 2020
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