Playing with Nessie

The act in which a man has sex with a
pregnant woman and the baby tries to play
with his dick.

(IN THE BREAKROOM AT WORK)

Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”

by Banana & Split June 11, 2022

playing dead

When it's Saturday or Sunday morning during school and you instinctively wake up at 8 o' clock or something, but afterwards you pretend to sleep as long as you can, so your mom won't make you do your homework.

I couldn't get all my work done. Serves me right for playing dead till 1 PM yesterday...

by Shark171 April 14, 2019

playing Minecraft

The act of playing a game called Minecraft.

Person 1: I'm going to be playing Minecraft tomorrow.
Person 2: me too, shall we play together?
Person 1: why not.

by Spikus74 January 2, 2022

Hammer Play

When you shove the handle side of a hammer in your partner’s ass.

Depape was having no more of Pelosi’s Hammer Play after he was endured too many heavy blows.

by Dante’s Inferno November 3, 2022

Playing Stevsie

Spreading your partners butt checks, puckering your lips and playing their butt hole like a tuba, whilst they tried to guess the song.

I was “Playing Stevsie” with my tinder date last night. That woman a sure carry a tune.

by LocoStevsie October 9, 2018

Girls Play

Girls Play are a wholesome group of 8 girl's who are content Creators they stream on twitch everyday and they post YouTube videos every week .And the girls are Syd , Maddie, Niki ,Liv, Bells , Sky , Nat and Alicia . They also have a wholesome community called the nerd herd

Girls play are a wholesome and Goofy group of 8 girls who care about there community

by KILLERBOII420 October 22, 2020

playing the harp

To be so deep in thought or daydreaming that you are not aware of someone speaking to you.

Similar to the 'Space Cadet' and 'Away with the fairies', though this one also refers to someone in deep thought as well as someone who is daydreaming.

Comes from the common drawings of deities playing the harp in the clouds.

Person 1: So what do you think Andy? ... Andy?
Person 2: Let him be, can't you see Andy is playing the harp?

by RubberGum August 13, 2014