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Piss Sprinkles

A term used for referring to droplets or splatters of urine on the seat of a toilet due to one’s poor aim or carelessness.
“Goddamnit, that dopey asshole left piss sprinkles all over my motherfucking toilet seat!”
by TheBlueFantaNegro December 15, 2019
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piss shnart

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted
Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "
by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017
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Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.
Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!
by Krankëmz October 13, 2021
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Took A Piss On

to put someone down verbally originally I found this in wrestling personaility Eric Bischoff's autobiography CONTROVERSEY CREATES CASH
by dantheman73 March 20, 2009
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wicked pissed

terribly upset
Jimmy was wicked pissed when the Sox lost to the Yankees.
by PapaZane November 2, 2013
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Piss Chaps

Piss chaps is a phenomenon that happens to some individuals when they have been consuming copious amounts of alcohol. After an individual has drank excessively, they may have the unfortunate instance to wet themselves, sometimes through no fault of their own. The area of their pants that is wet versus the area that is dry resembles that of an individual that is wearing chaps. The person donning the piss chaps may or may not be conscious.
Man 1: What the hell happened to you?
Man 2: I passed out at the bar.
Man 1: Looks like you had an accident in your pants.
Man 2: How can you tell??
Man 1: You're wearing your piss chaps!!!
by bigdaddymo March 6, 2010
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Pissing yourself

To completely embarass yourself by making stupid mistakes which you shouldn't be doing in the first place.
Mike: What happened!?

John: I accidentally gave the ball away to the opponent,sorry for that

Mike: Come on! Stop pissing yourself!
by PRESTONSSETTLEMENT March 20, 2021
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