bear thumb

it’s when a really hairy gay dude thumbs your asshole without clipping his finger nails.

John: Dude I think my ass is bleeding
Mitch: Why?
John: I got bear thumbed last night

by -/:;()$&@“ November 14, 2017

1000 Bears

Taking a giant explosive alcohol fueled shit.

After a drunken midnight taco bell run I totally dropped a 1000 Bears.

by 12 Tigers May 17, 2020

Bear insurance

your side arm that is used when you get attacked by a bear.

I was out hunting yesterday, when a bear charged me and I had to use my bear insurance.

by Pseudonym# March 5, 2013

Build-A-Bear

A (playful) term/phrase that refers to FTM or trans-masculine individuals who begin taking testosterone (gender affirming hormones) AND start an intensive work-out routine at the same time; the joke being that the person in question is “building” themselves into a “bear” (bear as in a hairy and/or large gay man.)

Person 1: “Did I tell you I ran into Ed at the gym yesterday? He looked like he was hitting the weights really hard.”
Person 2: “Good for him, if I were just starting on T I’d be excited to bulk up too!”
Person 1: “LOL yeah, talk about Build-A-Bear tho.”

by CountFlagula January 3, 2023

Charity Bear

(noun) A large, hairy homosexual man that derives a deep sense of fulfillment from providing assistance to those in need. See also: bear, humanitarian

We charity bears have two loves: anal sex and helping others.

by Agent Bearfoot April 11, 2012

Tao Bear

An unbelievably sexy man who attracts many women and is hung like a moose.

"We have to figure out what Tao Bear does."
"Have you ever noticed how the women walk after leaving his house?"

shlong hung moose man thunder stick

by Jude Romero November 30, 2013

Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.

Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.

by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011