Ashley

Ashley's believe that if you don't get married you can't have premarital sex therefore you can have as much sex as you want and not go to hell for it. But she is NOT a slut. She has high standards. For example, she has a list of qualities you have to meet before she will hook up with you. Unless you are a lumberjack, in that case you can plow her in the back of her car until she has a pressure sore.

Person 1: "Hi, Ashley, will you help me?"
Ashley: "You do not have the qualities I am looking for. Bye"

Ashley: "Ow. My pressure sore hurts."

Ashley: "My lumberjack left me on read for 12 hours..."

Best friend: "How is your pressure sore?"
Ashley: "It hurts."
Best friend: "Good thing you lay a blanket down now!"
Ashley: "YAS"

Ashley: *sucks dick* *pukes* (only twice though) ((on best friend))

by anonymous. but definitel not a November 10, 2021

Ashley

A girl you shouldn’t mess with. Be careful around this thot, she bratty, and very short but the biggest bitch you will ever meet. You’ll soon regret even talking to her.

Person 1: “Did you see the new girl?”
Person 2: “ Yeah but don’t mess her, she’s a real Ashley.”

by CumGuzzler10918 January 5, 2019

Ashley

One of the nicest people you'll ever meet she is amazing at cheerleading. and is the prettiest out of all the cheerleaders. She has an amazing personality, when she loves you shell always love you. Shell always has your back and supportive of you. Shes not the most popular person and has her group of friends she likes to hang out with. don't get on her bad side. because when she gets angry all bets are off and its's guaranteed to be one of the worse days you'll ever have.

Person 1) hey look there's Ashley, are you guys still friends.

Person2) I hope so

Person1) yea lets hope, because if she loves you she loves you but if she hates you than she really hates you

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Ashley chyba

She is a very hot and beautiful girl who knows how to treat a guy and is super nice

Ashley chyba - girl

by Michaelis_makaia March 6, 2022

The Ashley/Ashley

Doing the Ashley/Ashley means you a full flesh rat

Inmate went to court found out his codefendant was straight up doing the Ashley/Ashley.

by SoloLuvBug December 16, 2022

Ashley

An Ashley is a little guy with a girls name. Often has too many tattoos to over compensate for being a little bitch. Quite often seen driving a gay ass BMW near primary school zones. Do not mistake his tartan golf hat for a happy golfer, he hates golf and will touch in the No-No zones. If you have an Ashley in your life punch him in the balls before smoko.

School Kid: Hey Mum, look at that guy in the gay ass BMW.
Mum: I remember my first car son.
School Kid: Hang on a second thats Ashley!

by PAPALONGSHLONG July 7, 2019

Ashley Renee

First name Ashley middle name Renee. This is the most beautiful, loving, caring, intelligent, bravest woman you can imagine. She truly puts the needs of everyone she cares about before her own. She's so beautiful when you see her you'll find yourself in a trance. The only thing that can shadow her beauty is her heart, she loves harder than one can imagine.

Don't let Ashley's kindness and huge heart fool you she can be equally as viscous if you try her, So Dont. Just Dont! You'll regret it Immediately.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, Ashley Renee can cook! Not just boring basic cookin but throw down make you wanna slap yo momma cookin. And on top of that curves for DAYS.

If you find yourself fortunate enough to be in Ashley Renee's heart you're truly the luckiest person so appreciate it.

Omg i wish i had a woman like Ashley Renee

by A Godamn King December 21, 2022