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The Dog Fucker

She shags dogs and wanted to fuck the reptilian lord leafyishere but he destroyed and roasted her causing her to shag another fucking poodle. She fingered her self and asked people what it smelled like this defines her as a the dog fucker
by Patryk the reptilian February 17, 2018
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Injured Dog

When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw
The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor
by Loose Goose For King August 31, 2011
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Dog Fu

A canine's inordinate use of paws during normal everyday activities such as tug-of-war. The vertical movement of a dog's forward appendage resembling that of a martial arts chopping motion.
Caesar uses dog fu as leverage to pull the rope down while tugging.
by Jordan Fessenden August 31, 2009
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cheeser dogged

To be fucked over in a situation in a retarded manner.
"man that j4 just cheeser dogged me right outta that bush"
by lemon sang September 5, 2014
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dog boned

a term used to describe what happens to nice guys, a girl will love them and play with them for a while but after awhile they just get chewed up buried and forgot about just like a DOG BONE
a nice guy falls for a girl and she toys with his feelings then justs moves on just like a dog does with a dog bone play with it for a while love it then start to chew on it and destroy it then bury it and forget it "dog boned"
by bowwacker June 17, 2013
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dog paralysis

When you can’t move because your dog is laying in your lap and you don’t want to disturb him
Hey bro can you go get me my laptop, Jax is asleep so I got dog paralysis
by Doggydoggydog December 13, 2019
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relationship dog

A dog adopted together by a couple (who are typically young). This pet comes to represent the beginnings, trials and tribulations of their relationship to one another, in lieu of an actual child. Said dog is typically adopted from a no-kill shelter.
"After Ashley and Michael moved in together, they then took the next step: they adopted a relationship dog."
by thewriteguy April 15, 2012
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