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Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw
Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!
by Ret-V April 29, 2021
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Bloody Nose Story

A story that contains no purposeful reason for its telling. it yields no enrichment for the listeners, and typically is comical in its lack of importance.
For example, the original bloody nose story of Ainsley stating “I once had a bloody nose at my friends house” and that being the entirety of the story.
by ainsleyb123 December 4, 2021
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bleeding bloody

Not reference to a horse that kicks an English gentleman
the english gentleman doesnt get bleeding bloody when he gets kicked
by Noob Sack 420 September 18, 2013
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Bloody Wanker

Bimbo is indeed a true bloody wanker hes addicted to wanking to gay porn
by True dictionarian April 22, 2022
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Bloody DickHole

when you cum so hard your dickhole starts to bleed and shoots red blood instead of semen
(beware it sometimes shoots so hard it hits the ceiling. will also be your most intense orgasm of all time. you will never have one like it again and it will make you miserable)
trying to recreate it tbh
Dude I had such a Bloody DickHole last night
by creameria September 24, 2020
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bloody prune

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.
by panda ass April 24, 2014
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the bloody blunderbust

put shards of glass in a mans erect dick, use a sounding rod till he ejaculates
friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*
by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022
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