Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise

Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.

by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014

Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.

by de la May 16, 2021

Cock

The penis. Or a male bird.

The giant horse cock is 11 pounds.

That’s a long cock.

by Thugbug69 February 21, 2022

Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.

Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.

by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

cock%20blocking

If the overbearing presence of another friend (male or female) prevents a male from speaking with other females he wishes to engage in flirtatious acts or conversations then he is being cock-blocked.

Cock-Blocking: Jim wanted to talk with the pretty girls at the bar, but no other girls would talk to him because his (non-romantic) friend Sally was sitting next to him. Sally was cock%20blocking Jim.

by Maruta July 28, 2017

cock muncher

someone who munches on cocks

hey look at that cock muncher over there just munching that guys nob off

by Klepzeiker January 19, 2024