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Gay

someone who goes to the urinal next to another man, someone who is not 5 feet apart from his homey in the hot tub.
you: bro your sooo Gay

your homey: why

you: your 4 and a half feet away

your homey: comes out gay with you

you: comes out gay

you both: making out
by Shredded Cheese October 6, 2020
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gay twink alex

Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.

Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.

These are the 3 leading theories.

At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.
Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?
by JenniferCroint March 10, 2024
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Gay

It used to mean happy, now it just means you like dick.
I’m gay”-a gay green guy on YouTube.
by Sh!tLord June 3, 2020
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Gay

You lmao
by Datrealg January 30, 2020
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niggo is gay day

Beim niggo is gay day 30.11 müssen alle nicos 30 mal wixen jeden kontak 1€ paysafe schenken und seine spiele deinstallieren und installieren
by Errrox November 25, 2018
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Gay confusion

When one is confused into thinking there gay
This can happen in different way.
1. You stayed awake for 72 hours and now the walls melting and your bro do be lookin think.
2. You have suppressed your crush so deep that you think that you like the other gender
Person 1. One week I only slept for 20 hours and now I think I might be gay
Person 2. Nah man, you just got gay confusion
by somethingican September 30, 2020
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Gay God

A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.

Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.

One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.

In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?

Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
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