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Porn Headache

Similar to the famous ice cream headache, but when you've watched so much pornography in one sitting that you are absolutely at your limit and can no longer enjoy it, or even bring yourself to watch one more frame.
I watched so much porn today, and had such porn overload that I developed a porn headache. I couldn't watch another second or I felt like my brain would explode.

The over stimulation he received from an all day porn watching session left him with a porn headache.
by Kaferk1d September 25, 2010
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Nose Porn

Porn with your nose. You smell that pussy/dick which ever you prefer.
Wanna watch nose porn with me its great.
by The dick duo November 30, 2016
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porn piece

Something over elaborate, unnecessarily fancy or just plain extravagant can be described as a porn piece.
I bought a new diamanté studded I-Phone. When I pulled it out a friend said "what an absolute porn piece.
by Akamichelob 1 September 21, 2013
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Porn-Spill

Any substance or residue (most commonly fluids) that end up on the floor, furniture, clothing, etc., as a result of physical actions performed on the set of a pornographic shoot.
At the end of the porno scene, there was porn-spill on the floor and on the bed, so it needed to be cleaned up.
by Enivel September 26, 2013
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Porn Hog

Definition 1: Originally used to describe someone who hogs shared pornographic magazines, it is more commonly used today in reference to people who use massive amounts of internet bandwidth to download and/or view porn.

Definition 2: Someone who makes hog-like grunts and/or squeals while masturbating to porn. It may or may-not be a form of foreplay.
Person 1: *knock knock* "Hey Gary, where's that Hustler?"
Gary: "Gimme like 5 minutes!"
Person 1 mutters: "what a porn hog...."

Larry: "WTF? Why won't facebook load?"
Barry: "I dunno, Terry's been in his room with the door shut all day though. He's probably Porn Hogging it..."
Larry: "Son of a bitch."

Person 1: "What in the world is that noise?"
*squeals, grunts, oinks*
Person 1: "I gotta get out of this fuckhole."
by The Double Fister December 2, 2010
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porn taste

To perceive anything in an unsavory or poor quality. Something that is deficient in moral excellence.
"Your decorating is ugly, I think you have really porn taste."
"My professor's taste in music is porn."
by buyalex April 19, 2010
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Clothed Porn

A picture of a body part that would qualify as porn but is covered by an object.
She posted lots of clothed porn pics on facebook.
by Cfsbf January 1, 2012
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