The guy at work who always flexes about taking the stairs. Usually a middle aged male who could star in a commercial for viagra, arthritis meds, or cholesterol pills.
Random dude waiting on elevator: “Hey what’s up.”
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”
Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”
Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.
by Normalelevatorguy January 27, 2023
Get the Stairs Guymug. what you say to a male whenever you don't want to take the time to think of his name and say it. It could also work if you simply do not know the name of a person.
by guywilliams2.0 September 8, 2010
Get the Guy Williamsmug. A guy hoe is someone who is rounded like a whale from the deep blue sea. They are like drag queens who suck cock. And like to watch the minions movie. Yet they still wear speedo thongs. NOT THE BAYANG!
by Poopoopotty December 2, 2020
Get the Guy Hoemug. A person from Chicago or a nearby suburb who speaks with the working-class Chicago accent. May be characterized by worship of Mike Ditka, a strong stance in the Cubs vs. White Sox debate, or first-rate knowledge on where the best pierogi can be found. So-called because of the tendency to pronounce "these and those" as "dese and dose". Sadly, this specimen is becoming rarer and rarer as the Midwestern accent is supplanted by more neutral accents.
-Hey Stosh, didja cyatch da Bears game lyast night? Buncha jokers. How'd we lose chree-nuttin ta Baltimore?
-Mikey, you are the biggest dose guy I know.
-Mikey, you are the biggest dose guy I know.
by IdiNaHui May 26, 2018
Get the Dose Guymug. 
by Mucho Botonoligist March 19, 2021
Get the land guymug. Yeah Guys are the roid munching body builders at the gym, who usually have large tattoos and wear loose singlets, and call out "YEEAHHH!!!" after doing a set of heavy weights.
Yeah guy: (after a set of 20 pullups with additonal weights added); "YEEEEEEEEAHHH, im so awesome!!!"
by jsmitty50 February 22, 2011
Get the Yeah Guymug.