Ghetto Volcano

Inspired by the Volcano Vaporizer, this term was coined by a few poor, desperate stoners looking for a way to maximize the smoke potential of a huge fatty nug.

-verb

1. To take a huge hit, blow it into a balloon, and hit it once more from the balloon.

Yo dude! We only have this nug left. We should use a ghetto volcano to get SUPER high!

by Jay Danger January 18, 2010

ghetto guid

A ghetto guid is when you concatenate a bunch of words or numbers together in a unique identifier that you're pretty sure will always be unique.

I made a ghetto guid from the current time and the user's initials:

10-14-2011-9:38AM-AB

by MG_2011 October 14, 2011

Ghetto ichat

Wanting but not having an instant messenger application, so to recreate the experience, going on chatroulette and clicking "next" until you and your friend find each other.

"Yo, I'm going to be at my grandmas house this weekend, and she wont let me download aim...wanna try ghetto ichat?"

"Miles and I tried ghetto ichat for like 2 hours last night, but we never found each other... only about 7,000 dicks."

by ccfornever May 19, 2010

Ghetto Love

Falling in love with a not so perfect person excepting there flaws and allowing them to be themself not tryna change them. Encouraging them to do better but still allowing them to just be. Don’t try to make me proper I’m from the ghetto.

falling in ghetto love with someone who uses water for cereal when the milk runs out.

by Bairdbully August 9, 2022

ghetto chariot

A cheap car with expensive looks. While ghetto chariots appear nicely styled on the outside, they have quality consistent with economic box models. They often have visible body damage, paint missing or corrosion, and frequently sport rims that cost more than the owners house payment. Often driven by denizens of lower wage neighbordhoods. Popular models include the Nissan Altima, Chryser 300s, various Hyundais, and the ever present Honda Civic

"She lives in the hood, but damn does she drive a nice ghetto chariot"

by deathbot May 8, 2015

ghetto minute

A period of time considerably longer than 60 seconds.

I will be at your house in a ghetto minute.

by danscott December 31, 2014

Ghetto Man

The savior and protector of the ghettos around Albuquerque, New Mexico (real name: Douglas G. Mancini). Around the middle of 2008, Ghetto Man made his dynamic debut in Crap World Productions. Ghetto Man was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, his parents abandoned him at the age of two in a Burger King. He spent ten years of his life in a local Brooklyn adoption agency, until one day, at the age of thirteen, Ghetto Man ran away. In a nationwide search for the truth about his long lost parents, Ghetto Man eventually came to the realization that his parents obviously didn't care for him. Settling in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Ghetto Man now resides in the west mesa, only helping his fellow ghettoists when called upon. Ghetto Man has many followers known as Ghettoists.

1) Ghetto Man may have killed that Asian hooker, but look at the bright side, he just helped stop the spread of herpimonosiphoaids!

2) When it comes down to drinking, Ghetto Man prefers tequila.

3) Don't roll a blunt without inviting Ghetto Man.

4) Help Ghetto Man control the gang activity in his ghetto by donating to the Ghettoist Church today!

by GhettoMan420 May 5, 2010