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Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"
Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.
by Random NPC June 28, 2020
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peg job

Getting a blow job while also getting anal sex
I got a peg job from my two best friends last night, Ben and jerry. Then we had ice cream.
by Mumphry999 April 30, 2016
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Twist Job

A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.
Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.

Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018
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Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!
by jeever November 3, 2017
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Tent Job

The act of performing clothed sex to orgasm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner's face into the soft fabric of a tent
Josh: 'I had the best tent job ever last night'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'
by LiDsY October 23, 2012
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Chop Job

by smart geeza May 3, 2019
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Bee job

It's like a blow job but you stick your dick in a bee hive and you get a bee job
I'm going to go get a bee job from that bee hive at the park
by BeeMan47 January 13, 2017
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