early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Wood clockin

The wood smoke is hittin it’s making you cough and get high as hell

Aye nigga this wood clockin

by Moetherealest June 8, 2022

jungle wood

A major boner that you may not be able to handle because of its stiffness

My teacher had some major jungle wood and had to leave the classroom

by Bray00009 November 16, 2014

Tiger into the Woods

1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.

2. Putting the penis in the hole.

1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?

2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.

by _yellow_ May 31, 2017

Justin Woods

A creepy producer for the online game Marvel: Avengers Alliance who has a massive fetish for Spider-People, Symbiotes and Deadpool, to the point where he uses his status as a game producer to unload his obsessions on a poor, unknowing player base.

Did you see the new content Justin Woods added to MAA?
Yeah, it's all Spiders again, that guy is fucking obsessed.

by HeroicIronFist March 31, 2016

back wood

The act of laying prone on your stomach with a wooden dildo strapped around your waist, situated with the base on your back, facing up. Another person then rides the aforementioned dildo as though the prone individual were a trotting horse.

Cathy prefers doing back wood while in full English riding dress.

by Swiping Left October 6, 2019

Balsa Wood

The same as Morning Wood but not fully hard.

Person 1: Woke up with a solid Morning Wood.
Person 2: Same, except mine was a Balsa Wood.

by WoodChipper420 October 15, 2017