When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.
by Panagakis42069 May 11, 2021
Get the Half cockedmug. by swagmcmuffin547 February 15, 2019
Get the Fraud and a halfmug. by tizzi colton November 23, 2011
Get the snap and a halfmug. by Countercorkscrew June 30, 2020
Get the Half maskedmug. "Yeah I had sex with my brother last night. But I mean he's my half brother so that equals half incest"
by Incest retard March 6, 2019
Get the Half Incestmug. by outerdrake September 19, 2016
Get the half a blockermug. When someone only read something halfway. It's especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for all major planning. This may result in a conflict with introverts who hate phone calls, and usually will not answer the phone, preferring to respond with a text. Thus a viscous cycle is born.
Bro #1: "Bro, where are you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game!"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* Damn, my bad bruh. I only half read."
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game!"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* Damn, my bad bruh. I only half read."
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
Get the Half Readmug.