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Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.
Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.
by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021
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Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.
Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
by kmikl September 4, 2021
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hairy piccolo

Non-explicit term for penis
as in 'she was playing a fine tune on my hairy piccolo'
by Frodo79 February 24, 2014
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Hairy Mullet Minge

A hairy mullet minge is a vagina that has incredibly long yet striaght pubes yet is shaved around the groin area,but just enough to see stubble.It can be found on any women as it is a style of pubic hair,but is mainly fashion not genetic but can be found on american hillbille women....obviously.
"eurgh man WTF! is tht!?"

"its my hairy mullet minge..its the style,u like?"
by Marc P November 5, 2008
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Hairy Tickler

When a man has hairy bitch tits, and it's cold enough in the room or outside to make his nipples hard, a woman can ride his tit like a vibrator to cum on HIS tits .
Jane didn't have sex with him, but she did cum on Blake's tits last night!
Wait, how?

He gave her the Hairy Tickler!
by Think4yourslf April 21, 2025
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hairy butt hole

when you wipe your butt hole and the hairs have shit on them and shit gets on your hand
by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
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Dirty Hairy

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairy hurts my dairy! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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