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Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it
by Sickfucksanders December 11, 2018
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green puss disease

A highly lethal and contagious STD that causes small green growths around your vagina (which is either obtained by way of the disease or preexisting). These growths burst and omit a glowing green waste product.
DAMMIT, I GOT GREEN PUSS DISEASE FROM THAT HOBO ON FOURTH AND MAINE!!!!!!!
by the omnipotent garage door January 31, 2014
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mad cow disease

Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.
The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"
by bindy havanah December 23, 2008
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MAD COW DISEASE

by B-Raid May 5, 2007
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Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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E. Brown's Disease

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.
"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"
by KLRBEAN March 24, 2022
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Green Dashboard Disease

A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.

The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
Looks like the green dashboard disease in the Afghan 🇦🇫 army has been exposed by the Taliban.
by Axle Tom September 15, 2021
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