Christmas Ear Rape

A chronic condition caused by the incessant playing of Mannheim Steamroller music during the holidays. Unpleasant electronic sounds are repeatedly thrust into the ear without the ear-owner's consent, causing fatigue, ear bleeding, cluster headaches, and unhappy memories of the 80s.

Ouch! Someone is playing Mannheim Steamroller's "The Little Drummer Boy!" My ear is bleeding! Help! Christmas Ear Rape! Christmas Ear Rape!

by Chip Davis December 22, 2010

throw up Christmas

A term used to describe the lawns of those people who decorate their lawns at Christmas time with a ridiculous amount of decorations, especially the blowup decorations.

Instead of driving around to look at the house's with pretty Christmas lights, I went around searching for throw up Christmas!

by bridgetanne December 26, 2008

Christmas Eve Eve

December 23 !! The day before Christmas Eve (:

Today is Christmas Eve Eve

by noahsgirl(: December 23, 2010

Fuck Your Christmas

Fuck Your Holiday. Fuck any day where you are happy. I hope it becomes horrible and your cat dies

Yo that nigga tried to get with my girl so I said fuck your Christmas and punched him in the face

by EL- January 23, 2009

Christian girl Christmas

Like #nonutnovember this is a holiday were this time girls cant master-bait. No vibrator, no finger no dildo no nothing. In the month of December you must be a cleansed christian girl.

Boy: Dang girl bend over for me
Girl: No you creep, its christian girl Christmas

by YBN Triple T December 4, 2019

no more Christmas definitions

Exclamation. Said when seeing too many tacky Christmas related definitions as the word of the day.

Noah: Did you see the new word of the day
Me: I swear if its another Christmas one i might have to punch somebody. NO more Christmas Definitions!

by Hackerman94 December 22, 2009

running on christmas spirit

To drive with the gas light on for such a terrifyingly long amount of time you must be running on the pure belief of children. A reference to the movie Elf.

Person #1: "Dude, you need to stop for gas. You've been running on christmas spirit for almost an hour."

Person #2: "Nah, we're good. You just have to believe as the children do."

Person #1: "whatever, man."

by Matt Doe April 23, 2014