bloody meatballs

After you have primal ball-slapping sex with your girlfriend, your balls start to look like a bloody bruised sack, resembling a pair of bloody meatballs.

After last night, I had a pair of bloody meatballs.

by MLGBetiJi January 6, 2017

bloody cap

When you're getting eating out while someone is wearing a hat and soon his hat looks like Vietnam flashbacks.

Friend 1: how was it last night?
Friend 2: it ended with a bloody cap.

by Marcilene is secretly me!!13 May 27, 2017

bloody 'ell Linda

this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.

Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"

by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024

Bloody Wanter

Phrase used to insult, hopefully provoking a response without acctually swearing.

1: Who are you?

2: im .......... why?

1: No your a Bloody Wanter

This is to be repeated several times

by Kyle Hicks/thompson April 9, 2011

bloody tiger king

When a man is very dominant during sex and his subordinate scratches him to leave bloody stripes on his body

“I was banging this chick hard and she made me a bloody tiger king, I need to wash the sheets, blood is everywhere”

by Bexar210 March 30, 2020

Bloody meatball

When a man dips his testicles in marinara sauce and proceeds to dab them on the lower part of a stomach to make art.

I heard that Jamie managed to pull off a spectacular bloody meatball, she said it compares to the work of Bob Ross.

by Ahhstin666 December 25, 2023

bloody tut

When you get your period at the beach.

Don't swim with a bloody tut at the beach you will attract sharks!

by Gandulfy April 10, 2020