your mom

Okay all jokes aside. Your mom is your mom. If she’s good to you, you better love her. If she is verbally or physically abusive, don’t simp for her please like get yourself some help.

“Wait who were you with?”
“Your mom.”
“Not fuckin funny man, she is a good mom.”
“Mine’s not. She kick me in the balls when she doesn’t get her drugs.”

by Zero Two ♡︎ June 10, 2020

your mom

the woman who gave birth to you

Who’s that?
YOUR MOM

by Lionel Molina October 29, 2019

Your Mom

your mom

Stewart: I did your mom last night

Robert: I know, she's fantastic!

by Alouiscious Smith Brown October 28, 2021

your mom

a big lady with lots of kids that loves young men

Your mom is hot and loves me

by Big great balls of fire October 28, 2022

your mom

the funniest joke we know

Obama: “when did i ask?”
You: “your mom”

by joesmama888 February 6, 2022

Your Mom

You are a stupid person so stop with the your mom jokes

Your mom is so fat

by CoooooolDogmannn December 21, 2020

your mom

somebody i would totally hit+very sexy and cute

-is that your mom?
-wow she’s so sexy! ❤️❤️😨❤️🤪😨❤️❤️

by what does this mean lmao February 17, 2022