Wood Evolution

The 3 stages of a boner
Stage UNO: Domed= flacid
Stage DOS: Intermediate= almost there
Stage TRES: Saddleback= hard as a rock

Damn man, my grandma is helping get to Stage TRES in the Wood Evolution

by willikowirl January 25, 2011

Yarl's Wood

Detention centre where private companies systematically rape vulnerable women with impunity. Protected by the British Home Office, which refuses Freedom of Information requests about the numbers of rape incidents on the basis that publishing the information would commercially harm the companies involved.

I hear Serco and G4S are raping like madmen at Yarl's Wood, but the government won't release the figures.

Gita: Sonia was Yarl's Wood last night.
Janine: What, you mean RAPED?
Gita: Uhuh.

by Bitumen June 14, 2016

wood chucker

An individual who everyday bangs the backs out of one or more girls at a time, while taking cialis.

Dan the man bangs more bitchs than anyone I know. dan is a wood chucker.

by Beaushit February 10, 2020

Zachary wood

A chubby kidd who like to eat asia wok and is a third party to the berry group he also has vip access to the asia wok kitchen

“Watch out for zachary wood he might cook up your dog”

by Beeshup slambo January 12, 2019

jungle wood

A major boner that you may not be able to handle because of its stiffness

My teacher had some major jungle wood and had to leave the classroom

by Bray00009 November 16, 2014

early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

back wood

The act of laying prone on your stomach with a wooden dildo strapped around your waist, situated with the base on your back, facing up. Another person then rides the aforementioned dildo as though the prone individual were a trotting horse.

Cathy prefers doing back wood while in full English riding dress.

by Swiping Left October 6, 2019