The women lays naked with her legs in the air. The man then comes running down the hall way shouting “I will sacrifice my life for this” and jumps like a flying squirrel to achieve instant climax. There is a 1/25 perfect chance it works and a 1/35 chance you experience death.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
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by spaceskyeater July 05, 2024
When you receive a scholarship to learn to pilot hot air balloons in Seattle spend money on travel and lodging and find yourself driving the van watching balloons fly away. Left on the ground but there goes the balloon in the sky! Similar in meaning to pie in the sky! Buyer beware!
by Tron, I fight for the users! June 02, 2021
by J9w June 11, 2022
I got some sky duck on my flight to Knoxville. He was wearing crocs and I got the side eye from the stewardess the rest of the trip.
by Howard-the-Duck April 23, 2022