fucker-in-law

When your best friend fucks your girlfriends sister.

Friend: Hey whats your girlfriends sisters name again?
Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.

by Al_94 April 23, 2014

Weeble Law

The not oft spoken of but widely understood idea that, when tailing behind an obviously idiotic person on a bike, who is wobbling, swerving, or generally unable to maintain control of their vehicle, let alone the rules of the road, and is taking up an entire lane (usually the left turning lane), the driver in the motor vehicle directly behind the rider has permission to flash headlights, swear, honk, and eventually pass the cyclist while flicking the bird.

The Weeble Law only applies to morons during the day - intoxicated nighttime riders are exempt, as are children learning how to ride.

...Because Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.

I had to invoke the Weeble Law on the way over here, since there was a dude wobbling on his bike for 3 minutes and he couldn't decide if he wanted to make that left.

by Stiricide August 30, 2010

Beare's Law

The law of accumulating catastrophe. Often applied to nautical situations. Often a disaster beginning with one simple error that causes a domino effect.

Bill was sailing along when a shackle parted on the jib stay. The mast fell over the side. When Bill tried to engage the engine, the prop picked up some of the rigging and stalled. The wind and current pushed his boat until it ran aground on the beach. He had become an unwitting victim of Beare's law of accumulating catastrophe.

by Aquarama January 5, 2011

passport law

a new post-9/11 rule that says you can't leave or enter the U.S.A. without a passport. Just to go to Canada you have to spend $100 on a passport and wait for weeks to get it.

I live 4.5 hours away from the Canadian border and just to go up there and spend an afternoon I have to carry a passport now, thanks to this new passport law. That really sucks big time!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 13, 2008

Shekel Law

When you throw a penny at something to call it.

I call Shekel law on the large slice of pie.

by ImagineWiigons March 1, 2019

required by LAW

Mandated due to your having a Light Anti-Tank Weapon ("LAW") rocket aimed at you.

Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018

Camping's Law

Named after Harold Camping, deceased evangelist and radio host. Camping's Law refers to the act of predicting an event and then pushing back the date perpetually until the event actually happens, proving you right.

The world didn't end in 2011, as predicted, so the date was pushed back to 2012. Camping's Law in effect.

by Jomali January 12, 2015