Pocket Novel

When one person sends multiple paragraph messages to another individual via social media, text messages, emails, etc., when the individual is ignoring that person or not responding in a timely matter.

The girlfriend sent her boyfriend a pocket novel when he would not respond back to her timley about whatever she felt was important at the moment.

Pocket Novel: When a bitch hit me up with that bullshit and it’s longer than a beached turd.

by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018

Pocket Send

When your smartphone screen doesn't turn off and you accidentally send a text or pic to someone from your pocket or purse.

"Hey babe... Sorry my last message didn't make sense. It was just a pocket send."

by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 6, 2015

Pussy Pocket

A small space between couch cushions were one can sit, or store items.

Mom, alysa is stuck in that pussy pocket.
I think I left my chips in that pussy pocket.

by Marsh_boss123 December 2, 2016

Pocket Divorce

Any time you are sitting down and the contents of your pockets, i.e. keys, change, etc., all fall out.

Eric: "Oh man, we need to go back to the house, my wallet fell out of my pocket while we were sitting on the couch."

Kyle: "You got pocket divorced, dude."

Eric: "I lost everything!"

by SpoonMenace March 17, 2011

pocket wocket

when yo place your penis in your friends pocket without them knowing

Susie didn't realise i had pocket wocketed untill she went to grab her phone

by StevenSevenArms November 23, 2016

Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 29, 2009

pocket kite

A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!

I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!

by Jebblebbles March 3, 2008