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Sex

What you will never have
You want sex, but will never have it
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Sex

Sex is awesome it’s with someone you love dearly and you just started gotten it off and it happened you guys love eachother and you guys wanna make baby’s but if your a weirdo and you just do it to see someone’s ass or boobs or Leno’s then your a sicko I’m sorry but it’s true
Guy 1Dude last night I had a one night stand with this awesome sexy ass girl
guy2 how was the sex did you lick her real good?

guy1 yeah about that I made her pregnant I like her vagina to much and her big ass and boobs
by Do you know meeeee????? November 26, 2017
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Sex

The thing I will be doing with your mother tonight.
Your mother: We are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.
by S_00_S September 5, 2021
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Sex

Something you wish you were having instead of getting off to Urban Dictionary definitions.
Urban dictionary: I crawl over to you, naked. You look at me with lust in your eyes imagining what you want to do with me. I finally rest my head between your legs, looking up at you, pleading for you to have passionate sex with me...

Your mom: BILLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?! JEFF GET THE BELT!
by xx.Heidi.xx May 3, 2021
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Sex

Putting your cock in a vigina and the gyal says ahahahahhahah
Me and my wife had sex
by Theogg March 21, 2019
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Sex

A very fun thing to do.

Ex. Hey baby wanna have sex later? I said How about now sugar dick my gf replied. I quickly removed my clothes and found i had a huge boner. Ohhhhh yessss i like that boner she said. Lemme suck ur cock dry! As she finished sucking my dick I pushed her against the wall and began suckering her big juicy tits. Ohhhhhh yesssssss daddy she said. Then i took off her thing and began licking her pussy clean. She screamed with delight. I then inserted my long 7.5 inch dick into her tight ass pussy. Ohhhh fuck she screamed. i want more daddy! We continued to fuck all night.
Hey daddy wanna have sex?” she asked.
by bigboy22222222 March 2, 2021
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Sex

Dad: wanna have sex?
Rest of the family: sure
by Weebfucker69 April 17, 2021
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