Sex

yummy

god sex is so yummy

by yumyumsexsexyum February 19, 2022

Sex

Get off the internet and go pray and go to church or perhaps touch some grass

Please get some help or find a real person and not reading sex stories on Urban dictionary

by GrassToucher April 15, 2022

Sex

Something you wish you were having instead of getting off to Urban Dictionary definitions.

Urban dictionary: I crawl over to you, naked. You look at me with lust in your eyes imagining what you want to do with me. I finally rest my head between your legs, looking up at you, pleading for you to have passionate sex with me...

Your mom: BILLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?! JEFF GET THE BELT!

by xx.Heidi.xx May 3, 2021

Sex

Fun for the whole family

Dad: wanna have sex?
Rest of the family: sure

by Weebfucker69 April 17, 2021

sex

banana in peach

damn wanna sex

by 12bananaman March 22, 2019

Sex

All sex is commerce,,
If you don't know that, you are being billed indirectly,,

Sex,
A prostitute is rented,
A girlfriend is leased,
A wife is financed,

by Lightbeing November 18, 2020

Sex

Something you and me won’t be having tonight

Damn. I just to have Sex.

by ThatIsLame September 17, 2020