A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012
Get the Crispy Trollmug. Playing the victim or otherwise ‘doing the right thing’ in a confrontation, but you damn well know you’re stirring the pot, and egging on the other person to get them irate. Typically a high road troll busts out the camera mid argument and records the other person screaming and yelling, but not what lead up to it. They respond calm and collective with zingers to get the other person more fired up. They’ll say after the fact they felt threatened and hurt, but didn’t walked away from the situation.
Karen was totally out of line, but the man recording was being a highroad troll to get her fired up for the content. He kept calm, but he new what he was doing.
by Lookinforfun411 June 11, 2020
Get the Highroad Trollmug. Someone who employs all the actions of an online troll in real life, right in the face of the victim. Generally, people knew who he or she is.
Although he expressed his interest in assisting in Susan's community project, Charles showed himself to be a meat troll when he e-mailed Susan and told her that everything she was doing was for her own interests and that she was a sham.
by Scratchie September 18, 2016
Get the meat trollmug. by HalsteadHoe October 21, 2017
Get the Trolling for seedmug. A social media post that invites comments as to whether one is attending a certain city or event on a given weekend. Most commonly used by D-List gays traveling to various circuit parties to search out other D-List gays.
Did you see Adam's troll call for Washington Pride. Of course, David commented immediately that he's going.
by SummersEve2011 August 8, 2017
Get the troll callmug. Moving one's body in vivacious manner, such that those around you believe it to be a sincere expression of joy, but your true motivations are to sow discord and mock the entire event.
"Patrick had a great time at the concert last night. Did you see him dancing?"
"Nah, that was troll dancing, bruh. He hated it."
"Nah, that was troll dancing, bruh. He hated it."
by matrickP February 11, 2021
Get the Troll Dancingmug. by Gh057Discord December 6, 2021
Get the GG/Trollmug.