One of the greatest games of the 21st century. It helped raise a new generation of people young and old, and has helped millions. A very impactful and enjoyable game to play with friends or by yourself. Truly a masterpiece
Friend #1: Hey man what’s up?
Friend #2: nothing much I’m just playing Minecraft with the boys
Friend #1: oh shit I’ll be on in 5
Friend #2: nothing much I’m just playing Minecraft with the boys
Friend #1: oh shit I’ll be on in 5
by Big_T_lmao December 28, 2020
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by anonymous February 27, 2025
Get the evil minecraft mug.When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory
-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy
by mistermorgan October 16, 2022
Get the Minecraft Steve style mug.Hey man i heard you were playing minecraft! Yeah i like this funny block game with funny block people
by toaster_man420 February 3, 2023
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Get the Minecrafting mug.Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
by Eggego September 9, 2024
Get the Minecraft Kid mug.When two players stand next to each other, and destroy the block that the other is standing on; This continues till one player falls/takes damage from falling, and the player that didn't fall wins.
by TaqaTaqu June 5, 2023
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