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Don't Neglect the Balls 

Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.
Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"

Fortnite balls 

a sussy freestyle made by kanye east
Fortnite balls, I’m gay, I like boys. I kidnap, autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white.
Fortnite balls by daalt August 6, 2021

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.
Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.
Gerber balls by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

Ballsack Bandit 

A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.
Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!

Washing your Balls 

To excessively compliment someone.
Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.
Washing your Balls by geodave September 7, 2013

pee is stored in the balls 

God's greatest decision thus far.
Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"