buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015

guns and butter

The guns are the things that appreciate with value after you buy them, the butter is clothes and jewelry that don't mean anything after you buy in

you got to know the difference between the guns and butter

by thickdickdaddy4445 September 29, 2022

Beaver Butter

The result of a woman's cum and a man's ejaculation mixed together after sexual relations.

"Babe, hand me a towel... I gotta wipe off all this Beaver Butter".

by Not_Your_Mother's_Butter December 30, 2021

Butter Knives

When your toenails grow so long they look like they can spread butter on a slice of toast.

1. "You scratched me with those butter knives while cuddling last night."
2. "Damn girl, you better cut them butter knives before you hurt someone."
3. "Every time I put on my panty hose, my butter knives run right through them."

by buttertoes101 July 29, 2018

butter their balls

When two men excessively compliment each other's egos.

When discussing business, Michael and Joel sure love to butter their balls.

by Lara Croft May 24, 2017

Butter face

Allison toto, Sydney Rogers . Someone that has a nice body but ugly face

Wow she’s such a butter face

by North Andover Middle School June 15, 2020

Booty butter

The jiggly sutff in the booty

Your mom has booty butter

by connor mcbundle July 3, 2021