code brown

The moment you realize that precious time is a wasting before you poop yourself.

I was in a meeting and suddenly code brown arose, needless to say I ran to the bathroom like a sprinter and made a fast and furious platter of brownies.

by humphreyj January 15, 2009

Derren Brown

Marvellous, somewhat cryptic yet challenging man. Uses psychology to create astounding mind trickery.

Isn't that Derren Brown marvellous? Why yes, I believe you're right.

by Binky The Doormat January 15, 2004

brown starfish

1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock

If not for her brown starfish, she would have felt my love in a whole new way

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

luke brown

The art of arranging a party or event in honour of oneself, only to not turn up as you feel you are too cool.

"Katie didn't pitch up to her party last night..."

"yeah she did a Luke Brown"

by Dangerous Dave 5 November 3, 2013

brown handshake

Opposite of golden handshake. When one loses their job with no compensation.

You think you're going to be made redundant with a big fat payoff but no, you get the brown handshake. Do not collect any money, just clear your desk and get the hell outta here!

by Nathdogg June 2, 2004

Germantown Brown

Germantown Brown gets its name for the low quality dirt weed, usually brick, marijuana that is commonly sold by glazed eyed derelicts in playgrounds and street corners in the Germantown and Mount Airy sections of Philly. Germantown Brown was first coined as a word combination in the mid 1980's. Now Germantown Brown denotes any example of dirt or schwag weed

No I do not want to spend 400 bucks on a zeee of OG Kush, I would rather buy an 80 dollar ounce of some Germantown Brown

by AbrahamSaltine July 19, 2011

jacob brown

Swag ass dude, always has hoes and is the hook up if you need drugs or ass

Now he's like Jacob Brown.

by Ninjamonkey23 March 29, 2017