brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
Get the turtle sexmug. The whole if April is National Sex Month but if your love don't want it it get down to making out month
by National-King March 17, 2021
Get the National Sex Monthmug. The creamy white liquid that doesn’t come from cows, but comes from anime vaginas, your dad, and weiners. It’s actually quite tasty, but I don’t think you’ll be able to bend that low.
Didn’t that Game grumps guy break his neck trying to enjoy a refreshing drink of his very own, organic, sex milk?
by Perverted Edgelord June 15, 2018
Get the Sex milkmug. by Itz KittyPinkiez June 6, 2024
Get the sexmug. Mr. Gansheroff pressed me back down with one hand and used the other hand to shove the vibrator in my ass. He then put both hands on my shoulder and started fucking me in my pussy.
“Harder daddy!” I cried. He obeyed, but every time he did I would still say “harder”. Eventually I said, “Fuck it. Just go as hard as you can.”
“Oh you really are a naughty girl,” Mr. Gansheroff hissed.
I panted, “You should also go as deep as you can go and maybe go faster too if you can.”
He did both of those. I couldn’t hold back the moans anymore. I screeched, “Oh god!” I was crying but also orgasming. I think I could hear him orgasm too. Mr. Gansheroff did cum eventually and he did it inside unlike most guys. He wheezed, “Uh…uh…oh…oh god. I came harder than ever before. You really are sexy.”
Sex
“Harder daddy!” I cried. He obeyed, but every time he did I would still say “harder”. Eventually I said, “Fuck it. Just go as hard as you can.”
“Oh you really are a naughty girl,” Mr. Gansheroff hissed.
I panted, “You should also go as deep as you can go and maybe go faster too if you can.”
He did both of those. I couldn’t hold back the moans anymore. I screeched, “Oh god!” I was crying but also orgasming. I think I could hear him orgasm too. Mr. Gansheroff did cum eventually and he did it inside unlike most guys. He wheezed, “Uh…uh…oh…oh god. I came harder than ever before. You really are sexy.”
Sex
by PrettyNTough December 1, 2023
Get the Sexmug. 
An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025
Get the Ella’s sex storymug.