I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

throwing me down

To cause to fail.

I took the driver's test 3 times, but the examiner kept throwing me down.

by Ur-Abraxas August 11, 2014

down to cuck fam, date me

a more rad sentence for asking someone if they want to have sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend then asking them to date him/her

Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2 : Umm you want me to have sex with your gf or you want to date?
Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2: Fuck off

by Pogabear December 26, 2016

Dail me in

When a left winger is hiding his sexuality so tries his best to score goals to cover up hes a faggit

Scores a good goal "Dail me in"

by Nickabockaglory January 20, 2022

SUCK ME DICK

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"

by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

josh me that

toss me that big jawn

“hey josh me that dick (into my puss)”

by salamitommy June 25, 2022

Me, Bryce, Ludd, Tanner

The Founding Fathers of Marijuana.

Everyone fucking smokes weed now, before it was just me, Bryce, Ludd, Tanner

by Ike Dean May 27, 2023