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taking out the piss

When a drunk person forgets how to English and tries to take the piss with his his drinking buddies
by PSUnited April 12, 2017
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Lame white-out

Male ejaculation over a tattoo of another man's name. Altering the appearance if not fully covering the lettering.
Player: She came over with tramp stamp said "Bobby" on it man!

Juan: Straight up, u still hit that though?

Player: No doubt...hit her with the lame white-out and made it look like "Baby"!
by Airtight July 16, 2011
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don't wimp out

phrase used in a game much like "punchbuggy" or "monkeys always look". Origin: l'oreal hair products advertisment.
you:"Hey jane?"
Jane:"Yeah?" (or) "what?"
you (pointing your finger at her much like the model on the l'oreal ad):"Don't wimp out!"

you win the stupid game!
by Balki August 14, 2003
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Out Jacking Off

A different way of saying you don't have jack shit to do and are out screwing around.
Girlfriend: Where were you?
Boy friend: Out jacking off
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“Get your rat out”

If you see a fit bird you would say “get your rat out” and she will instantly drop her geggs. Promise
by Jiggle Bum 99 June 2, 2018
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Computer Chair Swap Out

When you have another chair other than the computer chair positioned near your computer. You can use a wooden chair as a cover up by placing drinks on it. And then when nobody is home, you swap out your computer chair with the wooden chair so that you don’t get any jizz stains on the computer chair while jacking off. If you accidently jizz on the wooden chair, it doesn’t leave a stain and you can clean it very easily.
All right! Nobody is home...I’m going to pull off the computer chair swap out and masturbate to some porn.
by Dancing with Fire July 14, 2011
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piss out your ass

When you sit down to take a shit, it ends up being all liquid, and sounds like your pissing in the toilet.
You shouldn't have ate that Taco Bell. Now you are going to piss out your ass all day.
by name818 December 21, 2008
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