Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.

“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”

by lexisdoor November 29, 2022

Dad Joke

Any joke made by Mark Hamill.

Have you seen Mark Hamill's twitter? That guy only posts dad jokes!

by artooey January 28, 2018

carl's dad

A fat flabby man

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad

by Hsdhsyusu April 13, 2017

Dad Torque

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.

Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.

by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023

Cool Dad

A man that loves to dance and sing around the house, loves to burst into rooms and bother you, loves his cars and to manage his lawn. But the one thing that will always be at the top of the list of things he loves, is his family

“Hey is that Cool Dad”
“Isn’t it obvious”

by Pluble December 5, 2020

Dads nappy

A man that is a pedo but where’s nappys

Yo fam that’s peak dads nappy

by Slapp bum November 2, 2018

dad eater

someone who hates their parents and spends their whole time on video games

"My friend is such a dad eater, he doesn't get off rust"

"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"

"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"

by uwuvik February 20, 2023